Thoughts & Prayers
“Jesus Was a Fiscal Conservative,” Say Republicans. Church Officials Disagree
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what critics are calling “a bold theological pivot,” House Republicans are celebrating the passage of the Big Beautiful Bill, which slashes funding for healthcare and food assistance programs, by claiming that “Jesus would’ve totally approved.” The bill, now heading to the Senate, includes sweeping cuts to Medicaid, SNAP benefits, and disability […]
TRUMP UNVEILS “SWAMP-SUCKER ONE”: FREE QATARI JET IS TOTALLY NOT CORRUPT, OK?
“Free Plane = Frugal President”